Hi, I'm Riley, I'm from Iowa. I'm a junior in college, where I major in psychology. I'm a teaching assistant to Maggie Walsh, and I work for the Initiative, a top secret anti-demon organization. Oh, and I'm a lesbian.

What? You have to be female to be a lesbian? That's discrimination, buddy, pure and simple. I think you need to examine why you have this prejudice and get over it. Get over it fast, or I'll call my girlfriend to come beat you up.

This is my girlfriend right here, Buffy Summers. Isn't she beautiful? Sometimes we get funny looks when we walk across the campus, but I'm used to it. I'm out and I'm proud. I'm even a member of the lesbian alliance here at UC Sunnydale. I marched right at the head of the parade.

One of the best things about Buffy is that I get to be the femme in the relationship. Before, I've always had to be butch, but she's so tough and strong that it's easy! I know, I know, we're trying to move beyond those roles, but I have to admit, it is really great to be able to be girly again.

I guess the only problem is that I'm worried about her. She's all doom and gloom-y, and she keeps this picture around of this guy. I mean, she's allowed to have other people in her life, but a guy? I'm afraid...well, I've had my heart broken by straight girls before. I guess I'll have to keep my fingers crossed and hope for the best. Shucks, sometimes it's hard to be a male lesbian.